CHAD BUTT-HEAD JOHNSON FILES FOR DIVORCE AFTER SLEEPING WITH HIS MISTRESS

Child Please..quoting Ocho's favorite tag line and that's exactly how we feel about him.  Yeah Beavis & Butt-head marriage is finally coming to an official end now that Chad Johnson has accepted the fact it's over.  


Let's hope he can get a deal on tattoo removal surgery…. Just last week, former NFL football star and full-time philanderer Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson appeared willing to do anything to let Evelyn Lozada know that he wanted to save their marriage, but it appears that a sleepover with his mistress helped change his mind on that score.

As previously reported, Johnson was spotted in Miami last week wearing a shirt reading “I just want to love you,” a message to his estranged wife, and when that didn’t work, Johnson went so far as to tattoo her face onto his calf.

 But it appears that all of his grand romantic gestures were for nothing, and on Thursday Johnson finally threw in the matrimonial towel and officially filed his divorce papers.

So, what changed his mind? Perhaps a passionate sleepover with his jump off!

According to an eyewitness, a red Volkswagen complete with a Miami sticker on it was parked overnight outside the home Johnson shared with Lozada, who has still to remove her clothes and belongings from the property.

The car belongs to Bianca Zuluaga, the woman Radar exclusively reported to be Johnson’s mistress, and is registered in Zuluaga’s mother’s name.

According to Johnson’s own Twitter page, he was due in court Thursday morning, but as it turns out, decided not to show up, choosing instead to spend the morning with Zuluaga first at his home, then headed out for some breakfast at Johnson’s beloved IHOP.

Zuluaga, who refers to Johnson as “Chocolate” confirmed this on her own twitter page, first tweeting “You know you’re a chocolate addict when you ate some last night, and eat some as soon as you wake up in the morning.” 

Then later, tweeting “iHop with my lover… yummm fattening.” Welll a Ho gonna be a Ho so no shock here.  

Here's another one of this trifling ho tweets about how much she likes F**cking some body's man. As you can see based on the below date it never stopped, before or after he was married.

EDDIE MURPHY NEW BEVERLY HILLS COPS TV SHOW & DUMPS ROCSI FOR BEING A STALKER?

Eddie Murphy is bringing  the 1984 Beverly Hills Cop  classic to the small screen.

CBS has given a pilot production commitment to Murphy and “The Shield” creator Shawn Ryan for a new TV show revolving around the son of Alex Foley, Murphy’s iconic fast-talking police detective from the 1984 blockbuster movie and its two sequels.

The proposed series would focus on Aaron Foley, who works to take down bad guys in ritzy Beverly Hills while dealing with the legacy left by his legendary father.

No actor has yet been attached to the central character, but Murphy himself is set to reprise his role as Axel in the pilot and possibly as a recurring portrayal if the project gets picked up. Sounds good right?

OK on to the tea honey, Rumour has it that Eddie Murphy has reportedly dumped presenter Rocsi Diaz after just a few months of dating, claiming she was too clingy.

The Tower Heist actor and comedian went public with his romance with the pretty 106 & Park host in May and even enjoyed several holidays together with Rocsi spending time with his family.

However, sources say Eddie never considered Rocsi a serious girlfriend and stopped contact with her as she became too clingy.

“She was constantly calling and texting, checking his social media and questioning about where he was and who he was with,” a snitches are  saying.
“Eddie doesn’t work like that. So he stopped returning her calls.”

Rumours of a split surfaced two weeks ago, but Rocsi appeared to shoot down the reports, going out for dinner with Eddie’s daughter. We already knew she was just a jump off, you see what he did to Mel B. he goes through woman.

VIDEO: 2 CHAINZ CELEBRATES HIS 36TH B'DAY WITH 2 BIG BOOTY STRIPPERS

Yep you heard us right he's 36TH years old and just got on and all 2 Chainz wants for his birthday is a big booty ho. And that’s just what he got. 

The rapper, who celebrated his 36TH birthday this week, was presented with not one, but two, bootylicious babes during his concert at the House of Blues in New Orleans last night. The women twerked on stage and presented 2 Chainz with a cake while he performed his Kanye West-assisted single “Birthday Song.”

Trout bouncing err-where.  Peep the Explicit movements below: 2222 CCHHAIINNZZ!!

VIDEO: CIARA ‘SORRY’

Some say this song is about NBA player Amare Stoudemire who is now engaged to someone else.  Poor Ci Ci...“It’s someone that I really loved,” CiCi told ESSENCE. “They’ll know who they are when they hear the song.”

Ciara smolders on screen in the sensual video for “Sorry,” the first single off her upcoming album One Woman Army, due in December.

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FASHION WEEK SHOWS, KAYNE & KIM KARDASHIAN TYRA ...MORE

Fashion week is still going strong, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and Tyra Banks were spotted sharing the front row during Fashion Week yesterday.  See their pics, Tika Sumpter, Tamar Braxton and more inside…..

Kim & Kanye made their way to the Marchesa show today–with Kim dressed in the designer’s duds in a tight white dress and shaggy embellished addition:

Tyra Banks joined the K’s on the front row

Also And while chillin’ front row, she hung out with Ryan Lochte on the front row of the Jermey Scott show

Jay and June sat front row.  And we love Jay’s boots.

Meanwhile, Tika Sumpter sat front row at the Milly show in a cutesy neon and black lace cocktail dress with hot pink heels.  She kicked it next to Tinsley Mortimer.

Lil’ Kim posed with bubbly designer Betsy Johnson during her presentation on Tuesday  Are Kimmy’s blond tresses an homage to Betsey’s?  And we are going to leave it there

Angela Simmons, looks chic in her pants suit, wearing the new length for pants this season

Wendy Williams looks a giant Tranny at the Betsey Johnson show

Swizz Beatz and baby Egypt sits next to Paris Hilton front row

And Tamar Braxton, getting her life in this fitted leather dress and long fishtail braid, closed out the ELLE/Style360′s "Front Row Couture" Show Tuesday

MEL B. TOPLESS & JANET JACKSON-ESQUE PHOTO SPREAD FOR HER SCARE WITH BREAST CANCER

Spice Girl & "X Factor Australia" judge Mel B let her husband Stephen Belafonte cop a feel…but it was all for a good cause.  The two shot a new breast cancer awareness campaign. Get the deets inside and find out what Mel did when she discovered a lump.


 Mel B recently popped her top for the new CoppaFeel! campaign for breast cancer awareness.  Based in the UK, the organization spreads information to women and men between 18-30 about checking themselves for breast cancer. 

In the ad, which appears in new COSMOPOLITAN UK issues, Mel and her husband Stephen Belafonte put their own spin on Janet Jackson’s iconic ROLLING STONE cover. Stephen really enjoyed the shoot (surprise surprise) saying, ‘I’m a boob man so I had absolutely no problem doing this shoot or helping my wife check her breasts."

Inside the mag, Mel revealed her own breast cancer scare.  "I found a lump when I was 17 and freaked out. It turned out it was nothing but it terrified me. Ever since, I’ve always been one for checking, then double checking."

Now, she’s also training her daughter.  "I have three daughters and one stepdaughter so I’ll show them as they get older. My eldest, Phoenix, 13, does it already."

She later joked that she and her former bandmates used to cop a feel as well.  "I love boobs. Me and the other Spice Girls are always having a feel of each other’s – Geri came up behind me and grabbed mine the other day."

VIDEO: IN CASE YOU MISSED T.I. & TINY THE FAMILY HUSTLE "HARRIS PROOF"

In cased you miss it, On the lateset episode of TI & Tiny: The Family Hustle, Tameka’s talk show was picked up and the ladies are getting ready for production but Tameka’s best friend Shekinah is feeling out of the loop and believes she can add a perspective the other women can’t.  Peep Video Below:

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Serena Williams poses with her 2012 U.S. Open Champion trophy in New York City's Central Park. Those shoes are the bizness, she looks good

Solange Knowles enters Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Lincoln Center in New York City.

Jennifer Lopez & her boy toy Casper Smart attend A Broadway play NYC

Jennifer Hudson leaves a taping of Good Morning America at the ABC Times Square 

Kerry Washington attends the ABC fall preview party at The Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills

Tatyana Ali attends the Guess Portrait Studio during 2012 Toronto International Film Festivalat at the Bell Lightbox in Toronto, Canada, those shoes are everything

Judges L.A. Reid, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears and Simon Cowell stand strong at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, where the group celebrated the second season premiere of The X Factor

Britney Spears places her hand prints into the cement for the premiere of X Factor at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood

Sarah Jessica Parker seen wearing ripped blue jeans and a grey sweatshirt while walking her son James to school in NYC

Victoria Beckham holds baby Harper as they leave Pastis Restaurant 

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Willow Smith looking a hot ass mess walking the streets on NYC

PRESIDENT'S OBAMA DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL CAUGHT IN A DRUG & SEX SCANDAL

They say money can't buy you everything, but clearly it can buy drugs and sex in the most elite schools.  President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle shell out a whopping $70,000 a year to send their two daughters to an elite private school, but the academy has been embroiled in a shocking cocaine scandal! Wait until the Romney camp get this story in there arsenal. 

Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C., is also involved in a stunning court battle that threatens to expose even more sordid sex and drug secrets, according to a new report in the National Enquirer.

“Certainly, the trouble at the school has upset both Barack and Michelle,” reveals the source. “Some friends have suggested the girls be tutored privately at the White House, but the Obamas are keen to have the girls’ educational experience be as normal as possible. They don’t want them home-schooled.”

 The First Parents publicly support the school where Malia, 14, is a freshman, and Sasha, 11, is in sixth grade, but the Enquirer has exclusively learned they’re concerned by the school’s disgraceful problems, according to an Obama family insider.

The Enquirer has learned drug and alcohol use is rampant among students - 71 percent of Sidwell students said they at tended parties where drugs and alcohol were available, ac cording to an official study published in the school newspaper, “Horizon.”

What’s more, nearly 25 percent of the senior boys polled admitted to driving under the influence of alcohol!

“I have seen kids snorting coke, smoking pot, getting high and boozing,” the former stu dent, now an adult, told the Enquirer. “There’s huge money at the school and the older kids host parties at their private residences. Many of them live in big mansions in Washington, or in affluent suburbs where drugs and booze are common."

Shockingly, a Sidwell graduate was recently arrested for “pos session with intent to distribute cocaine and methylene (also known as Ecstasy).” Meanwhile, a $10 million lawsuit against Sidwell threatens to rip the lid off an alleged sleazy sex scandal in volving the school’s former staff psychologist, James Huntington, who’s been fired.

For more exclusive details on the shocking drug and sex scandal at the Obama daughters’ school pick up the latest issue of the National Enquirer -- on newsstands Thursday.