RUMOR ...KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN AND LONGTIME BOYFRIEND TO MARRY

Let us start by saying we believe this is just a RUMOR!  Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are “eloping to Mexico,” reports Life & Style.

The tabloid, which previously claimed the reality star dumped Disick and that he had an affair with Kristin Cavallari, now says Kardashian has “finally agreed to walk down the aisle.”

According to the mag, “The tragic deaths of both of Scott’s parents in recent months gave the couple the push they needed to make the ultimate commitment.”

 Life & Style further reports that Kardashian and Disick had their “bachelor and bachelorette parties” in New York last month, and will tie the knot in Mexico in the near future.

The tab claims the pair is “planning to get hitched at their friend Joe Francis’ exclusive five-star residence in Punta Mita.”

Meanwhile, Kim is supposedly “furious Kourtney’s stealing her thunder” by allegedly getting married before her,” claims the magazine.

'Throwback with my love': The 30-year-old has certainly proved himself to his longtime love - seen here in a flashback photo from the early days of their relationship - having toned down his partying and drinking and become a more responsible figure in his kids' lives

Wow, there’s so many wrong facts in this story we don’t even know where to begin.

Let’s see…