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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

YET ANOTHER HO.... !!JENNA JAMESON'S HAS A TELL ALL BOOK..

*********************************************************************************** Joining the ranks of "Ho's Releasing Literature" Former porn superstar Jenna Jameson had the following to say about Damon Wayans and Wesley Snipes in her new tell-all book, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." On Damon Wayans: Me and my girlfriend (Nikki) were in Las Vegas when they decided to attend a hip-hop club. "We were the only white people in the place and we were so fucked up we didn't care and because we didn't care, no one else seemed to mind either. Not long after we arrived, I spotted actor/comedian Damon Wayans sitting on a couch looking fine as hell. Nikki and I walked over to him and sat down on each side of him. We started blathering nonsensical drunk talk. When we started dancing for him, he was remarkably laid-back considering how out of control we were. "Damn, he said to me. "Look at that body." "But I don't have a butt," I protested. "You've got enough ass for me, he said. We ended up jumping in his limo and going to his suite at the Bellagio. Nikki and I flopped down on his bed and started making out while he sat there coolly and watched. I'm rarely forward but I had been mixing alcohol with pills so I was feeling frisky. I looked up and him and demanded, "Kiss me." "I can't," he said. "That's just not me. "You know you want to," I persisted. "You have no idea how much I want to." "Then kiss me." I crawled to the edge of the bed and his face met mine halfway. All we did was kiss. Immediately afterward, Nikki and I got up, left the room and stumbled out of the hotel. ********************************************************************************* On Wesley Snipes: The night of the Bangkok Planet Hollywood opening, I walked past a table full of beautiful girls, with Wesley Snipes sitting smack in the middle of them all. He waved me over. "Why don't you join us?" "So," he leaned over and whispered in my ear, "do you take it up the ass?" Being a porn star, I was used to such questions but Wesley at that moment, did not know I was a porn star. Either way, I was offended. I looked at him blankly, stood up, and walked away. That was the first and last time I ever saw him. ********************************************************************************* HOUSE OF GLITZ: BITCH PLEASE...GET A LIFE OR JUST GO RIDE ...A....BIKE...'LOL.. WHO IS GOING TO READ THIS FROM A PORN SLUT..YOU ARE PAID TO GIVE IT UP!!

2 comments:

  1. now these two fools are caught up in a scandal with a ho...ha ha ha!!!

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